My boss said something yesterday that I have promised to pester him with for his entire life. Thus I need to share it in this hallowed space.
Wait. That wasn't enough buildup. This is quite possibly the greatest quote I have ever heard my boss give in front of a student. If tomorrow, peace rained over all the earth, this quote would possibly still be the best news of the week. In the midst of a talk about Christian fundamentalism, he dropped this douzey.
"The Scofield Reference Bible is the Kama Sutra of Fundamentalism."
When he said it, I stopped him with a general "What??!"
He looked at me straight faced "It's REAL important."