(93) I consider dog clothing immoral. I will relent that dog clothing makes sense if you're in cold weather and your dog has any clothes. Sometimes. But dude, dogs have fur. They were born with it. That's why they don't need clothes. Clothes are a human thing, growing fur is a dog thing. The sweaters? The boots? They're not dolls. If you want to dress something up, buy a cabbage patch kid.
At my wife's request, I won't share my thoughts on dressing babies in rabbit costumes on a regular occasion.
At right, dog is thinking "What the hell?"