(89) During high school I went to ridiculous lengths to try to get into the elite choir group "His People." I know what you're thinking, 'Greg, you're not really into music, or singing, or hanging out with musical people who like to sing.'" And you're right. But in high school, for some reason, it didn't matter. Everyone wanted to be in this group because all the cool people (and the hot girls) were in the group.
I tried out two years in a row, and couldn't understand how football players who couldn't carry a tune could get on, but I couldn't. Then I realized I just wasn't cool enough.
It's alright. Looking back, the girls weren't that hot. Slim pickins in high school. And I can also crack jokes about the dudes wearing makeup from a safe distance too.